Getting on a plane a few days ago, I overheard this conversation between the two guys in the row in front of me:

Ass: “Do you know how to use Febreeze?”
Passenger: “Excuse me?”
Ass: “Febreeze, you spray it on stuff and it gets rid of smells”
Passenger: “Are you saying I smell?”
Ass: “Yeah, your jacket, or something you’re wearing”

Something DID smell, but I’m pretty sure it wasn’t his jacket, and the smell soon went away. Anyway, what kind of way to broach a conversation is that? With a total stranger? About body odor?